Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML

by RoxMySox / 12/24/2009 at 11:08pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation

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  • If you're American, sue the company! That's what we do.

    #1 - On 12/25/2009 at 3:08am by caancoha

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  • Do you have to remind yourself to breathe every now and again?

    #3 - On 12/25/2009 at 3:12am by CallMeHush

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