Today, my car crashed and the only refuge was at a nearby house, the resident of which was a crazy psycho. Now replace "crazy psycho" with "crazy ex-girlfriend who won't help you unless you compose a poem about how much you love her." FML

by worsethanzombies / 11/23/2009 at 11:40am / Spain (Madrid) / Transportation

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  • I'd rather stay in the car...

    #2 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:12pm by sweetjeebus

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  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I crashed my car intentionally outside your house because I still really love you but I don't have the courage to admit it to myself and definitely not to you.

    Thank heaven for "free" verse.

    #13 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:30pm by perdix

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