Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML

by hopefulanonymous / 11/20/2009 at 11:01am / United States (Maryland) / Transportation

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  • "successfully flirting"

    lol you shagged him in the parking lot, didn't you?

    #1 - On 11/20/2009 at 1:16pm by repyourcliche

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  • based on the whorish way you got yourself out of that ticket, i'm guessing that wasn't the first time you "backed into a pole"

    #17 - On 11/20/2009 at 2:10pm by Ilovelife07

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