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By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

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Run away time!

By CreepedOut - 09/03/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

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By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 02:55 - United States

Today, I found out that even if you have to go really bad, never burst into a bathroom stall assuming that it's vacant because you don't see any legs underneath. There might be a child in there, who will scream, and whose mother will burst in and start screaming at you for being a "pedo." FML

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By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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By jumanji - 23/03/2015 23:19

Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML

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By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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Like a dog

By Jick - 26/02/2023 14:00

Today, I was outside when I was suddenly overcome by an intense need to shit. The back door was locked, so I tried to run to the front, but couldn't make it. As I squatted in the bushes, my girlfriend came home unexpectedly. She screamed and called me a sick, disgusting freak. FML

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:29

Uh..well.. um....wow... I'm at a loss... FYL Some hobos are so territorial about their bathrooms.

perdix 29

Friday 6 November 2009 0:06

Give the man a dollar to wipe with. And I mean a dollar bill. Giving him three quarters, four nickels and five pennies would be cruel.

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FritoLovesYou 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:25

Learn some manners, man. YDI.

jakedmagic 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:26

Your comment annoys me.

Alexandrianz 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:30

Well.. Atleast your car has awesome new shades of brown:)

cowgod 0

Friday 6 November 2009 3:34

give a gift back by giving him shades of black and blue

egaonogenki 0

Friday 6 November 2009 4:29

To the hobos: THAT'S WHAT McDONALD'S AND THE ABUNDANT OTHER PUBLIC STORES ARE FOR!!! Geesh, haven't these bums EVER heard of a "PUBLIC RESTROOM?"

mushoo_fml 0

Friday 6 November 2009 8:46

You can walk while pooping?

newmanlyman3 8

Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:36

that's way my cat and dog bit me ... on the rug

SMOKEWEED420420 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 21:00

FAKE OMG SO FAKE GET A LIFE FAKER

lizzzie_fml 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:27

'By' your car. Not 'on' your car. So does it matter? Nope.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:29

Uh..well.. um....wow... I'm at a loss... FYL Some hobos are so territorial about their bathrooms.

stuffhappens223 7

Monday 9 January 2012 8:10

Ur cool :)

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:33

pureamber 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:35

i woulda chased him back screaming 'GET AWAY FROM MY HOME!!!!' then spit on him.

GJMO 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:05

then u are a loser

bishoprsv2 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:37

Rofl? Yes it is!

anniemarie 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:38

hahahaha wow. so funny

flgirlwguitar 2

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:39

This is why you have a cell phone you can call the cops with.

z411811 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:40

I hate these "today I learned" ones

BigK_Diet_Cola 1

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:42

Your car poops? That's an FML in its own right.

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Same thing different taste

Run away time!

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