Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML
by andjusticeforall / 02/15/2009 at 8:28am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
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Did you still get a ticket? Unless you were going over the speed limit, I hope the cop realized that it was purely accidental.
#4 - On 02/15/2009 at 2:15pm by AngryChineseDriver dot com
See in context
@#1: You do realize that simply using your computer to browse fmylife.com causes pollution, right? Not directly, per se, but the electricity has to come from *somewhere* and odds are it took a lot of pollution for someone to produce it.
Get off your high horse. D:
#3 - On 02/15/2009 at 12:48pm by burdenofaday
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