Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

by JohnMackSquirts / 03/19/2009 at 1:15am / United States (California) / Transportation

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  • asshole.
    btw, who the hell are you to forcefully kick ANYTHING in someone else's home? especially when you're pretty much fucking blind.

    poor dog, jackass. i bet you tried to cover it up, too.

    #4 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:09am by fleg

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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Excuse me for laughing because that really is terrible, but you have no idea how f*cking funny that is.

    Still, I hope the dog is okay.

    #2 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:04am by mylifesucks_alot

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