Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We start going at it and we were both butt naked when I see a car pull into the lot. Not only is it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asks my girlfriend is "Are you being held against your will?" FML

by kmf / 08/10/2009 at 3:06pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation

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  • hahah , he was just checking if it was rape or not .
    i mean , it was in a park ...

    #2 - On 08/10/2009 at 5:07pm by Orchid

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  • You should have chipped in with a - "No officer, but I am. "

    #11 - On 08/10/2009 at 5:21pm by Shots_HK

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