Today, I was sitting on the train and some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

by Anonymous / 07/31/2009 at 1:01pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation

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  • I guess faking a serious impairment is always okay.

    #7 - On 07/31/2009 at 4:50pm by Rathmec

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  • Don't be such a jerk. For all you know... he was telling you the secret of life!
    Dun dun dun...

    But no seriously, that plan was doomed to fail in some form.

    #9 - On 07/31/2009 at 4:51pm by DameGreyWulf

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