Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML

by Johnny on the Spot / 02/12/2009 at 12:19pm / United States (Missouri) / Transportation

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