Today, as I was crossing a street, a car hit me and broke two of my ribs. The driver was too busy paying attention to his girlfriend who was giving him a blowjob from the passenger seat. I could see the look of ecstasy on his face as he rammed into me and drove off without noticing. FML

by Sean / 08/14/2016 at 12:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

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  • I just wish the impact had cause his girlfriend to bite down.

    #6 - On 08/14/2016 at 5:57am by CamBen

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  • If you remember the kind and color of the car you could report it as a hit and run, even better if you caught the license plate!

    #1 - On 08/14/2016 at 5:23am by TeasinDaNoobs

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