Transportation: Today, I was excited to finally leave for Minnesota to visit... - FML

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By BandGeek4Lyfe - 19/07/2016 14:17 - United States

Today, I was excited to finally leave for Minnesota to visit the college of my dreams. I drove two and a half hours to an airport in New York, got a massive migraine from the trip, and was eager to get some rest on the plane. My flight had been cancelled due to a storm 500 miles away. FML

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hedstrom12 11

Wednesday 20 July 2016 5:17

Hey that's my storm here

shaaza 16

Wednesday 20 July 2016 7:37

See if there is another flight available

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hedstrom12 11

Wednesday 20 July 2016 5:17

Hey that's my storm here

shaaza 16

Wednesday 20 July 2016 7:37

See if there is another flight available

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