Transportation: Today, I got kicked out of the bus because an old lady yelled...

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By Thetrickyway - 31/05/2016 09:24 - France

Today, I got kicked out of the bus because an old lady yelled at me for my place. 5 places were free around us but I was in "her spot".

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AbbotsfordVandal 14

Wednesday 1 June 2016 8:20

That's bullshit that you got kicked off instead of that old bitchy hag, sorry OP

uncommonwater 5

Wednesday 1 June 2016 15:12

If there were 5 seats around you, you couldn't have just got up and moved?

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AbbotsfordVandal 14

Wednesday 1 June 2016 8:20

That's bullshit that you got kicked off instead of that old bitchy hag, sorry OP

uncommonwater 5

Wednesday 1 June 2016 15:12

If there were 5 seats around you, you couldn't have just got up and moved?

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