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By ifuckuprandomly - 20/05/2016 11:33 - United Kingdom - Ascot

Today, on my way to work on my motorbike, I was filtering through stop and go traffic when a cock-nostril decides to open up his door on me. I can't work now as I'm a barber and I have sprained my wrist badly. FML
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I don't believe I've heard the insult"****-nostril" before.

Um excuse me but I've been ride motorcycle for about 3 years now and filtering thru traffic isn't in anyway stupid it helps the flow of traffic and it helps the bikers not get rear ended by someone who's not paying attention

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No offence but you deserve it. I'm a motor cyclist too and when I do stupid stuff like that you have to expect that

Um excuse me but I've been ride motorcycle for about 3 years now and filtering thru traffic isn't in anyway stupid it helps the flow of traffic and it helps the bikers not get rear ended by someone who's not paying attention

I don't know why you'd expect someone to open their door while in the middle of traffic.

I don't believe I've heard the insult"****-nostril" before.

And are you going to sue or torch his shit?