Transportation: Today, my boyfriend is refusing to buy a helmet for his commute... - FML

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By Helmethair - 18/05/2016 22:15 - United Kingdom - Stockton-on-tees

Today, my boyfriend is refusing to buy a helmet for his commute when he rides his bike though the city, because he says he won't have an accident. I would try and believe that if he wasn't almost hit by a van when his handle bars fell off the bike. FML

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