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By Lucky - 26/04/2016 23:47 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I had the great honor of having hit a curb hard in the car I just bought. It not only blew the tire, both struts, the sway bar clean in half, then bent an axle but also cracked a motor mount. Grand total? 1300 on a thousand dollar beater, FML

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jessmonkey 15

Wednesday 27 April 2016 14:31

There's no way. It probably needed that work before the curb, 1 tire and the sway bar link sure, possibly a strut, both and a motor mount though not likely.

AdamTodBrown 2

Wednesday 27 April 2016 14:36

Were you going 100? Cars are designed to be able to go over curbs at reasonable speeds.

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jessmonkey 15

Wednesday 27 April 2016 14:31

There's no way. It probably needed that work before the curb, 1 tire and the sway bar link sure, possibly a strut, both and a motor mount though not likely.

AdamTodBrown 2

Wednesday 27 April 2016 14:36

Were you going 100? Cars are designed to be able to go over curbs at reasonable speeds.

Montanagrl 9

Thursday 28 April 2016 4:39

How fast were you driving when you hit this curb? Cause there's no way!

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