Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML

by ohgodwhyfml / 11/28/2015 at 9:32am / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation

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  • At least you're not a 27 year old baby daddy or a 27 year old with an STD.

    #1 - On 11/29/2015 at 11:01am by danceinconverse

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  • They'll protect you from pregnancy and diseases, but one thing condoms cannot protect are your feelings. :'(

    #12 - On 11/29/2015 at 11:07am by Tripartita

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