Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML

by Anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 3:13pm / United States (Nevada) / Transportation

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • I'm going to assume that you were already speeding and that's why you needed to slow down. Therefore you deserve the ticket and shouldn't be calling an officer names for doing his job.

    #3 - On 11/21/2015 at 2:27am by leogachi

    See in context

  • Why is it necessary to call the officer names when you were the one in the wrong and he or she was just doing their job?

    #8 - On 11/21/2015 at 2:37am by wontmakeitalone

    See in context