Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML

by Koizumiii / 11/15/2015 at 1:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation

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  • "This would look extra fabulous clogged in my digestive tract."

    #3 - On 11/16/2015 at 4:19am by Baustigt

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  • Hahaha that's some creepy ass shit. I gotta ask though, what was your answer?

    #2 - On 11/16/2015 at 4:18am by prostar9993

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