Today, I finally got a good seat on a plane. I don't know what the man next to me had eaten, but I was trapped for two hours next to him as he let out silent, deadly egg farts the entire trip. There was nowhere to escape. FML

by AwkwardFireFly / 11/08/2015 at 11:31pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation

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  • That's like a whole new level of terrorism.

    #2 - On 11/09/2015 at 12:18pm by thawny

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  • People seriously need to learn when and where to release their internal gassy juices. FYL op, FYL because egg farts are the worst.

    #1 - On 11/09/2015 at 12:15pm by UhHuhHoney

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