Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML

by limpdick9 / 11/19/2014 at 1:44pm / United States (California) / Transportation

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  • Just act like a normal person when cops are tailing you, you'll look less suspicious. You think they don't know you're going five miles under the speed limit because they're behind you?

    #2 - On 11/19/2014 at 6:50pm by MrConcise

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  • Pot hole troll at your service .

    #1 - On 11/19/2014 at 6:50pm by devildog562

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