Today, despite all of the empty seats on the bus, a man sat next to me. So close to me that our legs touched. After a few moments of silence, he got closer and whispered in my ear, "You're so quiet." FML

by SofaKingPretty / 07/26/2014 at 7:40pm / United States (California) / Transportation

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  • That's your cue to scream. He won't be complaining about your silence after that.

    #1 - On 07/27/2014 at 8:05am by Welshite

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  • Touch his leg seductively and slowly bring a knife to his nuts. Chances are, he doesn't want to be a eunuch yet.

    #2 - On 07/27/2014 at 8:07am by friedpwnadge

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