Today, a creepy man on the subway said he liked my eyeballs. It was the best compliment I've received in months. FML

by Noname / 03/04/2009 at 7:29pm / United States (New York) / Transportation

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • Probably because he either wanted to lick them or eat them

    #2 - On 03/05/2009 at 6:45am by Jimboom

    See in context

  • that's one creative pickup line!!! I gotta remember that one

    #6 - On 03/05/2009 at 8:21am by N07H666

    See in context