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By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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By supersplatoon - 08/09/2015 23:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Saddle Brook

Today, while on my morning jog, I turned a corner, and out of nowhere, the business end of a bicycle hit me straight in the nuts. As I collapsed, gasping in agony, the guy who just killed a hundred million of my potential children got back on his bike and cycled away without a word. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

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Idiots on bikes

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 18:50 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

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By dumbasdogshit - 11/08/2012 00:45 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML

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You're the ass

By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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AlwayzCelly 13

Monday 27 May 2013 15:56

What a jerk, it was obviously an accident, at least you tried to help him

MysticMonkey 9

Monday 27 May 2013 15:57

At least you went to check on him instead of driving off like so many people have done :)

Comments

AlwayzCelly 13

Monday 27 May 2013 15:56

What a jerk, it was obviously an accident, at least you tried to help him

SwaggCapone 11

Monday 27 May 2013 17:35

I wanna know if OP screamed like a girl when the cyclist jumped up

KingDead 18

Monday 27 May 2013 19:12

50pts to OP for hitting this asshole lol

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 27 May 2013 19:28

I would have beat at the crap out of him. You don't scare someone like that and then injure them and scare them again. ****** deserved whatever injuries he got.

then000bster 16

Monday 27 May 2013 23:22

I love that cyclist!!! I would totally pull something like that. Always good to pay the person back. I just wonder if it really was Op fault.

VeganVampyre 26

Tuesday 28 May 2013 3:19

While I agree that it was good of OP to get out and try to help the cyclist, and that the cyclist was a jerk, how can you possibly know whether it was obvious that it was an accident or not? We have no real details, and just because the post tells us it was an accident, that doesn't actually prove that it was, or that the cyclist could tell that it was. How do you know what it looked like?

iSmellMusic 8

Tuesday 28 May 2013 7:27

107 - Because people don't hit other people with their cars for fun and then try to help the injured victim.

ChaCerCam 14

Tuesday 22 July 2014 5:05

honestly, HE GOT YOUR SORRY ASS.

Medd_fml 13

Monday 27 May 2013 15:57

He was just trying to teach you a lesson. In the worst way possible.

Caitie_kid 8

Monday 27 May 2013 16:00

Yeah, at least he didn't try to sue!!

yetanotherginger 19

Monday 27 May 2013 16:00

The lesson being...? Plan your accidents in advance so that you can avoid them?

perdix 29

Monday 27 May 2013 16:21

#4, the lesson for today is this: If you think you might have killed a cyclist with your car, . . . run over him 4 or 5 more times to make sure.

Ki11erC 18

Monday 27 May 2013 16:29

7 - We don't sue like morons where OP is from.

MrConcise 34

Monday 27 May 2013 16:52

@23 - That's right, natural selection. They'll learn to use the damn sidewalks.

yetanotherginger 19

Monday 27 May 2013 17:05

#30 I'm a personal injury paralegal in London. I assure you, we DO sue like morons where OP is from. I have literally seen a client sit and accept advice from someone that their claim is worth between £10,000 - £12,000 and then turn around and say they will claim professional negligence from my firm if they get less than £50,000.

MysticMonkey 9

Monday 27 May 2013 15:57

At least you went to check on him instead of driving off like so many people have done :)

ThePK 5

Monday 27 May 2013 15:58

Oh...I figured he/someone was gonna steal your car during that, but a swift punch in the face from a crazy troll cyclist works too.

Olympiakos10 15

Monday 27 May 2013 16:03

I know right! When people call the ground the floor I swear I could shoot my damn brains ou-....... No, I actually couldn't give 2 *****...

PandaSmile 24

Monday 27 May 2013 16:03

This is why I hate cyclists. He should be grateful you tried to help. What an arse.

gracehi 31

Monday 27 May 2013 19:18

Well, OP did just run him over, so I can understand him being pissed off. Really, I can't figure out if it's worse to get punched in the face or to have hitting a cyclist on your driving record. Maybe he thought he was doing OP a favor by not calling the cops. Although I'm not sure I believe this FML. I got hit by a car once when I was riding my bike. I was crossing the road. I thought the driver had seen me, but he started inching forward from a stop when I was in front of him. I was badly bruised, but I was able to hop back up and assure the driver I was alright. My bike, on the other hand, had a twisted frame and bent wheels. I couldn't ride it anymore. I don't see how this guy could have hopped back on his bike and ridden away, even if the car just tapped him. That's several thousand pounds on the bike, even if it's just a light tap, and bikes aren't designed for that kind of impact. I'll say this though: if this is true, that is one resilient cyclist!

doodlecloud 26

Monday 27 May 2013 22:02

You hate cyclists because one guy got angry at being in an accident? I don't condone his behaviour but don't judge a whole group of people on the actions of a few. That's stupid and (if you're annoyed with certain cyclists because they assume all drivers are rude, idiots) just as bad.

perdix 29

Monday 27 May 2013 16:04

People like this make the "hit and run" option seem more attractive and reasonable.

rhysfucker 24

Monday 27 May 2013 21:35

Or "hit...hit...hit...run"

Ameel_fml 19

Monday 27 May 2013 16:07

On the bright side, at least you didn't kill someone. :D

perdix 29

Monday 27 May 2013 16:08

#3, I do, too. It's not like "the ground" is such an obscure term familiar only to those "in the know." (I was going to write "cognoscenti," but that would have sounded pretentious . . . oops.)