Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

by Anonymous / 04/04/2013 at 2:04pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Transportation

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • One hell of a smart old man.

    #2 - On 04/04/2013 at 9:24pm by ChampionKO

    See in context

  • You fell for old sleeping motorboat? That's the oldest trick in the book!

    #3 - On 04/04/2013 at 9:25pm by Tito30

    See in context