Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML
by DontGetSlapped / 02/17/2013 at 7:24pm / United States (Arkansas) / Transportation
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#1 - On 02/18/2013 at 3:04am by karlcolt45
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We see where her loyalties lie, with the hot pockets. Now we know for sure bitches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks.
#2 - On 02/18/2013 at 3:04am by iloveshim
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