Today, I was riding my bike, when I saw a large dog sitting in front of a house. I started to really crank the pedals, figuring that by the time it saw me, I'd be long gone. My chain popped off, I lost control and crashed onto the side of the road. The dog hadn't moved. It was a statue. FML

by Anonymous / 02/17/2013 at 1:01am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation

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  • He saw a human and acted like a statue so he wouldn't be disturbed! Clever boy!:D

    #3 - On 02/17/2013 at 6:38am by lilhellian

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  • chill out, dogs enjoy a good stupid human trick once in a while. even if they aren't real.

    #7 - On 02/17/2013 at 7:13am by jjmiller1001

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