Today, I was sleeping on an airplane. I dreamed that I was running my hands up and down my friend's leg sexually to creep him out. I woke up and I realized that I was running my hand up and down the leg of the old man sitting next to me. FML

by joyness / 12/20/2012 at 9:49am / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Transportation

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  • I'll bet you didn't hear him complaining, though. ;)

    #1 - On 12/20/2012 at 1:01pm by Welshite

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  • I bet he wasn't creeped out though.
    After a while, though, I think it was less up and down the leg, and more up and down the dong.
    I think he's ready for take-off. I bet his jet engine enjoyed its four-stroke cycle.

    #3 - On 12/20/2012 at 1:04pm by Pleonasm

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