Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
by Read The Fine Print / 11/24/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Transportation
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"Like a normal person; call the fucking cops"
#2 - On 11/24/2012 at 5:45am by RougeRamirez
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With a giant stuffed panda bear!
#1 - On 11/24/2012 at 5:44am by keven501
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