Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML

by overlandparkmommie / 05/14/2009 at 5:09pm / United States / Transportation

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  • Hahaha. Oh wow. At least it was on your car and not on you.

    #3 - On 05/15/2009 at 4:36am by redbluegreen

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  • Next time bring a dart gun, shoot one down, and take a nice man size crap on it.

    #7 - On 05/15/2009 at 4:51am by Cheatx

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