Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML

by skid kid / 03/09/2012 at 9:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

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  • Or just start washing your undies ^.^

    #1 - On 03/10/2012 at 12:23am by kirtpar

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  • Yeah, I'd probably start carrying around a mace. And a bat. And a gun.

    .... and a rape whistle.

    #2 - On 03/10/2012 at 12:23am by Yellow_Fish79

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