Today, I woke up to the sound of a Suburban crashing through my fence and striking the tree in my front yard. After filling out the police report, the driver repeatedly asked me to give him a lift to work. He seemed confused by my speechlessness. FML

by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 12:57pm / United States (Nevada) / Transportation

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  • just give him the keys for your car. he seems like a good trustworthy driver.

    #4 - On 01/22/2012 at 5:47pm by soccerguy2

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  • What a greedy man...

    #1 - On 01/22/2012 at 5:44pm by AngrehPirate

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