Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 9:17am / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation
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Well you're not dead, so that's a plus!
#3 - On 01/22/2012 at 1:21pm by abbyhoneywaffles
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Maybe something more than a fucking wave would've been able to warn you. I've got a pretty loud voice, and even if I didn't I'd be able to find the switch to scream at someone to atleast get the fuck out of the way.
#6 - On 01/22/2012 at 1:23pm by SoSickWithIt
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