Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 11:41pm / United States (Missouri) / Transportation

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  • Lucky. My feet have isomnia and can't sleep. Its' frustrating at times.

    #1 - On 09/21/2011 at 11:52pm by Saltime

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  • My bus driver offered me some pot today

    #5 - On 09/21/2011 at 11:58pm by sciencekidster1

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