By jj4320 - 17/09/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML
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aali12 7

There you learned something today. Don't pick your nose and drive.

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fthislyfe 22

1: you mean you've never inspected your nose?

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leprechaun23 15

He nose that he's done it XD LOL GET IT NOSE *starts to cry* oh god I'm so alone

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margie2194 12

Let's all admit it. We all pick our noses in private...

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

That's a booger of a situation. The officer was probably a snotty prick.

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zachwass 0

Boogers is your body's natural food. Save the Earth.

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Jennyboo5797 4

"What's the point of mining for nose gold if I can't share it with the townspeople?!"

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madskittlesftw 5

If it was a true winner you'd preserve it and pay the ticket with it. They can't turn down pure gold.

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LiveLaughFML 10

up your nose, digging for gold!

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worldcupcheer17 0

not saying op is a guy, but 1 in 3 guys pick their nose while driving. just pointing it out there..

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kwchambers92 10

Not digging for gold, digging for remnants of what OP was putting up there through a straw last night

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Humanspider 18

It's about time someone told the truth.

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ArcadePie 10

I only eat my snot with a pinch of salt, it's disgusting otherwise

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GrammarNazzzzzi 6

The best ones are the toasty ones stuck on the walls of your nose

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tmmundy 17

#75..I don't know? I agree though, all this booger eating talk is making me sick.

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aali12 7

There you learned something today. Don't pick your nose and drive.

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BostonBear 33

you learn something new every day I suppose

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tacojauns 45

Do you know why I pulled you over today mam?

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qhostred 0

You could have said that there was something in your brain and you were trying to get it out

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HowAreYouToday 34

Yea. And then give it back to quostred. He's tires of the empty-headedness

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bo1440 3

Dam how far up were you picking and big of a snot was it to distract your driving.... wait second thought I don't wanna know.

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hiyourcute 0

Snot that big of a deal, but clearly you picked the wrong time. Everyone nose the police would rather dig for treasure on the highway than track down dangerous bogeys.

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Saltime 0

Come on, 35. Leave some puns for the rest of us...

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MagicGiraffe 12

I know she... picked.... all the good ones D:

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GrammaticalNazi 2

It's snot too hard to dig for some clever puns, you just have to pick unique ones. Try as I might, I can't figure out a way to use 'mucus' in a pun.

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GrammaticalNazi 2

Why were you inspecting them? Were you planning on putting your favorites in a scrap-book?

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