Transportation: Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had...

By GTR - 02/06/2011 01:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

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By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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You deserved it 2 167

By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 230

By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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Oddly specific thief

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 17:20 - United States - Tacoma

Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML

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You deserved it 3 430

Sounds like a scam

By Onlymeiswear - 15/03/2021 05:01

Today, I bought a car. Made a down payment and everything. Have the papers saying it’s mine, only to find out a few hours later it was sold right before I bought it. FML

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You deserved it 71

Loot

By ScrewedForCheapBag - 14/03/2013 08:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

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You deserved it 2 624

guitarbeast 22

Thursday 2 June 2011 8:57

at least they didn't steal your car…

kut19 6

Thursday 2 June 2011 9:10

avoid the ghetto. just...avoid the ghetto.

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Cjeezy 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 8:53

darn...

nerdpower_fml 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 9:22

Use this as an excuse to get shnazzy new rims.

Kawboy 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 10:02

How the hell do you get your hubcaps stolen 10 min after buying a car?!

808Boyo 4

Thursday 2 June 2011 14:00

my car alarm is so sensitive...if my car is locked and someone even hits my tire slightly, it goes off. and it's loud.

staceysgenesis16 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:16

oh... cheap car huh? nice. get some rims on that bitch.

JacksonCampbell 9

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:35

Compton?

itsmeppl 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 8:54

:( well then today sucked didn't it. I feel sorry for you.

funktown 2

Thursday 2 June 2011 11:29

at least they didn't take the whole thing

daltyboy 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:17

34, true

daltyboy 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:17

34, true

daltyboy 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:17

34, true

ariannaimelda 7

Thursday 2 June 2011 8:55

Aww, sorry about that buddy :(

GreenMaze 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 9:11

at least you had the chance see it for ten minutes and your car is still there.

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Thursday 2 June 2011 8:56

hub caps are overrated anyway. Now you will be the cool cat with vintage wheels showing.

martinezohhh 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 8:56

hahahaa.

BountyBass 13

Thursday 2 June 2011 8:56

fyl u suda got alloys

horneyhic 15

Thursday 2 June 2011 9:14

some factory alloys have hub caps too

guitarbeast 22

Thursday 2 June 2011 8:57

at least they didn't steal your car…

zaku2capt 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 9:01

Oh well least the cars not on cinderblocks

zaku2capt 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 9:01

Oh well least the cars not on cinderblocks

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 9:03

Someone has new bling! I hope that wasn't your favorite part of the car.

tomuchtohandle 6

Thursday 5 December 2013 5:50

Lol if hub caps are your favorite part of a car, then you might just be awesome

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It never rains…

Oddly specific thief

Sounds like a scam

Loot

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