Today, I am taking a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 2:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Transportation

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  • Fart in your hand and sniff it. If that doesn't scare them away, start talking about how you need to take a monster shit but the bathrooms are occupied. Then suggest taking a shit in the vomit bag and make it look like you're about to actually do it.

    #13 - On 03/21/2011 at 5:50pm by KingDingALing

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  • You should totally creep them out for doing that. Just stick your hand down your pants and jack off.

    #6 - On 03/21/2011 at 5:38pm by Lucie_love

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