Get me the manager

By WhyMe - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called the car repair shop to complain to the manager about their tow driver who keeps making sexual passes at me. The girl taking my call started crying and said that their driver was her husband. I'm being sexually harassed, my car is dead, and I think I just ended a marriage. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 182
You deserved it 4 379

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Cars eventually die, the cheating bastard was bound to get caught, and your pretty? Cheer up bro.

Aw, that's sad. At least you helped the woman out by letting her know what a pig her husband is.

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memo619 0

it's okay, she'd find out sooner or later :P

larfam 2

He's probably a clever guy and will tell his wife another version of the story. If he's good at manipulating, she'll probably believe him and everything will be back to normal.

xk75 4

if this was the first time the wife heard an accusation like this, she would likely blow it off and think the customer was nuts. she started crying here, which tells me she's heard it before and has been slapped in the face w the truth. op, just take your car somewhere else.

jahr4mkr 1

agreed. besides OP shouldn't feel bad anyway, it's not your fault that this chick's husband is a perv. if you talk to her on the phone again tell her to suck it up and take your complaint like a professional her personal problems are her own even if they work together.

larfam 2

#20: oh you think if a girl is madly in love with her hubby and thinks "he would never do anything like that", it would not upset her to hear that? Everyone reacts differently but I wouldn't "just blow it off", especially because the woman didn't even know she was talking to the wife. Would she have phoned customer service if the employee's behaviour was really appropriate?

xk75 4

if their relationship was fine, the wife probably wouldnt break down when a stranger levies a wild accusation against the relationship. if the accusation wasnt so wild, however, because the wife had her suspicions already, then yes I could see that causing her to cry.

Yes. 22 is kind of a dick. Just like most rational thinkers. We have our problems. Other people have their own. If you have to share, that's what friends and family are for, not people who call you on the phone. On the other hand, OP should feel bad that she broke up a marriage, even though she didn't want or need to know in the first place.

Congratulations. On the other hand, eww old men are creepy D:

OCDC 9

Where in the FML does it say the guy's old? Maybe he's younger than OP.

brycereid 0

I hope your husband is like him, since every guy will be creepy when he is old compared to you, mega troll.

Okay Jesus sorry for voicing my opinion, biatches.

sez the girl hu has a appetite 4 flowers haha :-)

OCDC, you're Jesus? I didn't know the Son of God would use FML. Very interesting.

23 you have reading comprehension skills? cause it really seems like u can't understand the very simple concept of the unknown

No I don't actually. Do you? "you have reading comprehension skills? cause it really seems like u can't understand the very simple concept of the unknown". I rest my case. Also I know what she meant. I was just having some fun so settle down.

Meh, I guess that'd be writing, eh? My bad, can't tell how you read.

Older men are hott. Remember if you ever get married he's going to age just like everyone else so he will eventually end up looking like he's 500000 years old in kids your ages eyes 90% of the time. But at the OP you did nothing wrong; you helped a marrige end earlier therefore less drama if she found out ohhhhh 8 years later? O_o but fyl for the car and such.

sparta98 4

38.2% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

a_traveler 5

As an older man, I'd just like to say we're not all creepy.

my mans a older man... lol he is not creepy and I'm sure the kids look at him like 'dad' and not a leather handbag lol

100% of statistics say you got that statistic wrong. :3. Also Woo for older men. awww yeah.

99.9% of statistics say that statistic is wrong. Gogo google :3 tWas a estimate of how it is now a days, did I say 90% was 100% correct, 62? Nope. GG troll.

kelita, if your fem, I love your pik almost everything I loike is in that pik

muchagente 5

and what exactly is different about that if kelita is not fem?

wobeert 7

lmfao this made my day haha i like how u worded it..

Now I'm looking for, Today, a lady called me explaining how my husband is sexually harassing her, she didn't know it was my husband, we've been married and working together for 15 years. FML

or "today I was talking to this girl while towing her car, afterwards she called my wife to tell her I was sexually harassing her. all I said was that I needed to check her hitch"

leprachaun405 0
wobeert 7

lmfao this made my day haha i like how u worded it..

Cars eventually die, the cheating bastard was bound to get caught, and your pretty? Cheer up bro.

Aw, that's sad. At least you helped the woman out by letting her know what a pig her husband is.

I gota say if he was just flirting with the op or something that's not really a big deal but if he was legitimately trying to get in her pants then the guy is a dick

Flirting and trying to get into someone elses pants when you're married/ dating is both ******* stupid and wrong. You're dating/married to that person for a reason. /facepalm WTB common sense, I remember the days where those two words had more meaning than of a one night stand.

tyler1225 0

haha look at this guy^ he looks like he's on roids

lol was thinking the exact same thing :-P as I'm going to the gym too, I can tell quite easily when something is on steroids :-P tiny wheeny

That sucks, but yeah I think it was a bit good that the sleeazy man got caught in the act.

Her life sucks. Yours will be fine in a few days.

Exactly. If it's her car that's dead, presumably she's just a client, not someone that has an ongoing relationship with the shop. So, simply move down to the next auto shop in the directory, and her part in this modern-day Shakespearean plot is over.

Except she probably still has to go to the shop to pick up the dead car since which might mean a big scene. I say this because the tow truck driver had to have been taking the dead car somewhere, and where else but the shop is most likely? I assume he wasn't just standing around listening while she made the complaint, he had more than likely already left with the car.

mystrylady 0

Don't feel bad about ending a marriage. the guy is a douche and his wife deserves to know that he sexually harasses his customers. You may not be the first woman he has.