Transportation: Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll...

By KMilly - 01/05/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML

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By Emmz91 - 06/09/2019 16:00

Today, I couldn't open my car door from the inside. I rang my father-in-law in a panic and he opened it from the outside for me. Then he asked why I just didn't roll down the window and do it myself. FML

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By Jeff comes unstuck - 31/08/2023 14:00 - Australia

Today, I was cleaning my car when I hit the automatic window button while I was vacuuming in between the door and the driver's seat, and got stuck halfway out, in full view of my neighbor. He had to come get me out, because I couldn't reach the button. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 00:10 - United States

Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML

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By badhairday - 04/09/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML

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By Chris - 02/02/2010 05:40 - France

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

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By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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By MerryDeathmas - 18/07/2015 04:31 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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By Chub - 27/10/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML

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By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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Friday 1 May 2009 23:49

Lol, I can't believe you couldn't figure that out before taking to the dealership.

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Saturday 2 May 2009 0:02

lol, some people don't think very well under pressure.

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depechemode 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:48

That's really stupid, but it can happen to the best of us! Edit: Oke, I've removed the first.

jerryj 27

Friday 9 January 2015 14:55

More chances it happens to the worst of us though. Edit: Since we're counting numbers, 100th

MaddieMonster 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:48

Ha ha my mom has done that but she figured it out. You however that was a fail.

fudgerz 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:49

HaHa! stupid.. jk, something i would do!

may_cause_fail 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:49

Lol, I can't believe you couldn't figure that out before taking to the dealership.

ellebell 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:51

awww that is both incredibly funny and cute :)

morgs1 0

Monday 27 December 2010 12:11

um why cute?

rigorouswolf 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:58

I've done that

coloradodude12 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:59

Owned once again.

24788 6

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:02

lol, some people don't think very well under pressure.

friedkabob1225 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:02

dont worry theyll all be laid off in a few weeks anyway

ilaughatfmls 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:03

haha.. it happens. but you also can't blame them for laughing..

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