Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

by Parade / 02/28/2011 at 1:00am / United States (New York) / Transportation

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  • A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.

    #5 - On 02/28/2011 at 6:09am by Doortje

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  • it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back

    #13 - On 02/28/2011 at 6:21am by memo619

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