Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML

by me / 12/18/2010 at 10:20pm / United States / Transportation

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  • it should read more like:
    Today, my mommy left me and my puppy in the car while she ran into the store. Seconds later a scary man came up to the car trying to break in. He scared me so badly I gripped my puppy for dear life and shat myself. FML.

    #17 - On 12/19/2010 at 3:16am by omgshaylaaa

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  • maybe look inside the car first. the kid probably pissed himself

    #3 - On 12/19/2010 at 2:59am by nicesprites

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