By hotride - 15/12/2010 16:34

Today, I woke up to the sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend, who I had broken up with the day before, had set my car on fire. I had just finished restoring it. I was going to insure it today. FML
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jd7546 0

I had just started restoring it when I got it, and nobody would insure it when I got it. it looked like a junkyard heap of shit, I just got it back the day before I broke up with her. still have the burnt up shell in my drive way that I have to dispose of :(

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Top comments

Hump_Zilla 0

prosecute her...sue...for value of car...if you just finished restoring it I'm sure you van het receipts to help fight your case

106 1
dougierocks 13

Can you prove it? will you prosecute her? it'll keep her outta your hair for a while..

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Comments

zinoxity 23

What the ****??! Go burn her house down! :D What a furry night.

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fakeaccountX 6

First your CAR, next is your HOUSE! Move out of town before the bitch makes her next move! Or better yet, just go torch her ass.

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green_eyes124 0

Hmmm, wouldn't the day before 'today' be yesterday? Yeah, random I know, but hey, I'm tired *yawn*

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Marvin_Android 0

Sounds frustrating. All of your effort, for nothing. But that's just how all endeavors by all organisms are; you wind up dead and everything you've accomplished is destroyed. It's just so depressing, the pointlessness of it all. I'm not bringing you down, am I? You've had a rough enough day. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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Marvin_Android 0

58, it's dreadful. Wasn't I clear enough for your primitive Earth-monkey brain earlier? 59, yes. Awful, isn't it.

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sparta98 4

"What happened?" "I explained my views of life to the ship" "And?" "She committed suicide..."

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iliketurdles 7

Is it me or does anyone think this Android needs to get laid? Go call E.T to see if he wants to hook up or something?! Just a thought.

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DocBastard 38

It's just you, Turdles. Marvin is a character from a Douglas Adams series, and Marvin_Android plays the part perfectly.

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dougierocks 13

Can you prove it? will you prosecute her? it'll keep her outta your hair for a while..

75 1
Trace01m 11

Oh, hell, I would go ballistic! It's straight up ass kicking time...

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BellaGoBoom 6

Ahahahaha 'Bitches be trippin' Watch Carrie Underwood's 'Before He Cheats' and look at the dude's truck at the end!

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nancyfantastic 3

He broke up with her, doesn't mean he cheated. She could just be crazy.

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Hump_Zilla 0

prosecute her...sue...for value of car...if you just finished restoring it I'm sure you van het receipts to help fight your case

106 1