Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2010 at 2:11pm / United States (Iowa) / Transportation

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  • Congratulations, you're one of the biggest morons around here. That's quite a feat, considering the other contenders to the title.

    Unless you meant you were smoking 'something else' and just said tobacco out of hypocrisy, you're really stupid to think it's illegal to smoke, especially in your own car!!

    #6 - On 12/06/2010 at 5:13pm by Moemoemoe

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  • You definitely deserved that one. =_=

    #1 - On 12/06/2010 at 5:05pm by WTSchool

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