Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
by Anonymous / 11/15/2010 at 4:11am / United States (Washington) / Transportation
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They're in the safe. She already told you.
#6 - On 11/15/2010 at 9:57am by DocBastard
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They're always where you don't expect them! Check the freezer
#2 - On 11/15/2010 at 9:52am by Y_U_19029
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