Transportation: Pervy

Pervy

By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 091

You deserved it 2 914

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 695

You deserved it 10 464

By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 200

You deserved it 3 006

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 709

You deserved it 210

Three's a crowd

By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 11:33 - Australia - Rooty Hill

Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 668

You deserved it 4 014

By eewww - 06/05/2011 15:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 775

You deserved it 3 703

By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

I agree, your life sucks 30 313

You deserved it 3 551

By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 890

You deserved it 3 408

By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 954

You deserved it 5 938

By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 857

You deserved it 2 712

By Anonymous - 20/06/2019 16:30

Today, I got on a crowded bus and was forced to stand. The bus made a sharp turn, so I reached for a pole to hold onto. Without looking, I grabbed the pole. It was wet and moist, but I nonetheless held on until the turn was done. I turned to see I had also grabbed a large man's nose and had squeezed it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 262

You deserved it 888

zp5 4

Wednesday 10 November 2010 0:17

"hi how are you doing-whoa! i am so sorry-whoa! that was an accident-whoa!..."

SixteenAndSOL 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 0:13

LMAO. maybe he liked you. ;)

Comments

kill3rs 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 0:12

FYL sorry bud

KarinaLizeth18 5

Wednesday 10 November 2010 0:58

I thought this was hilarious! xD OP needs a sense of humor. :P

KarinaLizeth18 5

Wednesday 10 November 2010 1:29

If the man would have done it by accident every time, then yes that would have been quite irritating, but he did it as a joke so I think OP should have taken it as a joke too and laughed it off. xD I know there are alot of sour people that would let this ruin their day, but I am not one of those people so I would have just laughed it off! :P

novair 5

Wednesday 10 November 2010 2:20

ah hobo love.

mak3_1t_ra1n 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 2:32

lol this reminds me of the surprise trust fall video they showed on tosh.o

KingDingALing 9

Wednesday 10 November 2010 2:38

Acciddent or not, it would be really ******* annoying.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 10 November 2010 3:14

I disagree, 23. If it was by was accident every time, I'd be laughing. If he was playing around the whole time, I'd make sure at the next stop I give him a swift kick in the ass as the doors are closing leaving his ass outside.

KarinaLizeth18 5

Wednesday 10 November 2010 3:23

LOL 53.. If it was an accident I'd be more upset because a drunk idiot can't control himself. If it was a joke I'd laugh. >.< IDK i guess to each his/her own.. :P

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 10 November 2010 3:28

But the guy is drunk, rendering his control useless. That's funny to me lol

KarinaLizeth18 5

Wednesday 10 November 2010 4:14

Point made :p .. Haha, drunken idiots are pretty funny, but this guy was on a bus. I'm straight edge so I get just a little upset when people are drunk in these settings. If he was at a party or at home then OK, but this guy was on a bus so it would irritate me. >.< Honestly this is a dead end conversation because I still think a joke would be more funny than some irresponsible, drunk moron that isn't considerate of others! xD