Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2010 at 4:09pm / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation
Make sure your text complies with our rules
never assume a woman is pregnant unless its extremely obvious
#2 - On 09/09/2010 at 7:02pm by sammiller4
See in context
If you were a plumpa humpa, you could have said, "I'd be happy to get you there, ma'am."
#12 - On 09/09/2010 at 7:06pm by perdix
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