Today, the police gave me a ticket for obstructing a loading bay as the vehicle "was not parked within the loading bay markings". I couldn't get the vehicle fully into the loading bay because there was a police vehicle in the way. FML

by Professor FacePalm / 11/28/2016 at 6:22pm / United Kingdom / Transportation

Today, after a couple of months of enjoying an informal parking arrangement with a local bank, I found out they sold their extra lot without telling me. The new owner's towing company heard about the deal, though. FML

by CaddyWhack / 11/18/2016 at 3:57pm / Transportation

Today, an older lady loudly accused me of masturbating on the public bus. I simply had my eyes closed and was twirling my hair. FML

Today, I found a great parking spot but I wasn't sure if it was restricted by any means or of I could just park there for free. I asked a police officer walking by and he told me it was alright, only to come back 4 hours later to find a ticket on my windshield. FML

Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML

by LifeLikeLemons / 11/14/2016 at 6:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Transportation

Today, I flew 1800 km with my two small children to a remote northern village for work. Our bags were lost, leaving us without winter gear and only one change of clothes. Just to make things extra fun, we now all have uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea. FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2016 at 10:35pm / Transportation

Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML

by winks / 11/09/2016 at 2:06pm / United States (Nevada) / Transportation

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

by Imwalkinghere / 11/03/2016 at 9:26pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation

Today, I almost got hit by a car because the kid in the back who was wearing headphones was paying more attention to the road than the driver. He only just stopped her. FML

by Jelly_Hell / 11/03/2016 at 4:24pm / Transportation

Today, I rode my newly-purchased bicycle to Lowe's to look at flooring and back splashes for our upcoming remodel. Upon leaving the store, I found out that my bicycle had been stolen by someone who had bought a hacksaw from that store while I was shopping. They left the receipt to mock me. FML

by HomeImprover / 11/02/2016 at 1:34pm / Transportation

Today, I should probably throw out my old, torn dress as my boob popped out to say hello to a passing car. FML

by Boobs McGee / 10/30/2016 at 10:48pm / Transportation

Today, I was sitting in my old rusty truck in an empty parking lot, when some old lady parks beside me and opens her door, hitting my truck. Having a used up truck, I didn't mind. But you could tell that it made her mad, when she came back with the manager demanding that I pay for her paint job. FML

by bagadigi / 10/27/2016 at 10:18am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, I'm in the middle seat on a flight to Dallas. The guy on the aisle is sleeping with his mouth open and I can smell his breath. I feel nauseous. FML