Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15342) - you deserved it (896)
On 08/06/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by 44magnumtime (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to give my boyfriend an enema. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13790) - you deserved it (1680)
On 08/24/2012 at 1:21am - health - by coop7291 - United States
Today, for the third day in a row, my 10-month-old is refusing to eat any of the meals that I prepare for him. He will however eat anything semi-edible lying on the floor, cat kibble included. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12680) - you deserved it (1304)
On 09/07/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by amusedslovenia (woman) - Slovenia
Today, my fiancé's stepfather asked me how my teaching job was going. I replied heatedly that I've never taught, and then complained bitterly to my fiancé about how his family still doesn't know me. Turns out his stepfather has early onset dementia, and that I'm an asshole. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6222) - you deserved it (20265)
On 10/23/2012 at 9:29am - misc - by inthefamily (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I let a friend borrow a power saw. When I found it on my porch later, the blade was missing and the cord was cut. Looking closer, I realized it was his saw. He kept my new one. He totally denies that he switched them and now won't answer his door. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14877) - you deserved it (1133)
On 10/22/2012 at 6:34pm - misc - by petra84 - United States (Colorado)
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14186) - you deserved it (1861)
On 06/13/2012 at 12:14am - animals - by missmisfit - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15602) - you deserved it (2031)
On 07/31/2012 at 2:42am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15541) - you deserved it (2111)
On 06/21/2012 at 11:40am - love - by rink.attendant.6 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I'm apparently so desperate for companionship that my body has subconsciously synced my period with the girl who works in the cubicle adjacent to mine. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11459) - you deserved it (1569)
On 08/27/2012 at 2:20pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13742) - you deserved it (1653)
On 06/19/2012 at 5:59am - misc - by Stu (man) - United States
Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5266) - you deserved it (26216)
On 10/18/2012 at 12:50am - money - by Dr_Gip - United States
Today, my boyfriend found a take-out menu under my bed. It's probably been there for months. He looked at it and said, "Well, that explains a lot." FML
I agree, your life sucks (12514) - you deserved it (2849)
On 10/25/2012 at 5:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
