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Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

#15127985
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6379) - you deserved it (56262)

On 02/26/2011 at 4:36pm - misc - by bitchyskier - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I realized after sending out countless copies of my resume to companies, I failed to add my phone number on it. FML

#7960442
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6378) - you deserved it (24733)

On 02/07/2010 at 1:12am - work - by jobless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML

#8915112
86 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 7:08am - money - by prian (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy starts talking to me, then suddenly loses interest. Afterwards, I see the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

#7047006
33 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 12:02am - misc - by lame (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML

#9068161
107 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 5:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML

#19918441
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6370) - you deserved it (25447)

On 07/10/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by mustanggt (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received an envelope from verizon. I assumed it was my bill. I opened it and saw a visa credit card offer so I quickly snapped it in half to prevent identity theft. Only after playing with the pieces for 10 minutes did I realize that it was my $100 rebate from my new phone. FML

#5463734
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6363) - you deserved it (54864)

On 09/25/2009 at 8:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

#15366725
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6363) - you deserved it (61376)

On 03/18/2011 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I was swimming in the fast lane at the pool. A guy in blue trunks was swimming slowly and really getting on everyone's nerves. I took a break, and looking around I couldn't see him. I turned to the guy next to me and said, "Finally, Mr. Blue Trunks has f**ked off." It was Mr. Blue Trunks. FML

#8550673
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6362) - you deserved it (33175)

On 02/22/2010 at 10:35am - health - by AngelAshley (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML

#18837494
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6362) - you deserved it (23279)

On 01/17/2012 at 7:21pm - health - by Matchtopia - United States (Kansas)

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

#2426
38 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 11:07am - love - by Jebus - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML

#12968691
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6348) - you deserved it (24839)

On 09/08/2010 at 9:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I read an article on babies dying after being accidentally left in cars in the sun. On my lunch break, I decided to walk around the parking lot, checking to see that no kids were abandoned in cars. A guy gave me a smack for looking through his car window. FML

#19656678
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6347) - you deserved it (28257)

On 05/21/2012 at 10:59am - misc - by whytoday -



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