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Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML

#9138869
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6827) - you deserved it (36601)

On 03/16/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by Midge (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6826) - you deserved it (54740)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML

#7295020
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6825) - you deserved it (16875)

On 01/12/2010 at 2:45am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML

#13551763
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6822) - you deserved it (33798)

On 10/22/2010 at 4:37pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

#19449584
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6820) - you deserved it (35143)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:46pm - work - by Spudzy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I decided not to park in the parking garage on campus, in an attempt to save the $8 it would have cost me. Instead, I parked in a surface lot (about a mile away) and got a $50 parking ticket for not having a permit to park there. FML

#5399983
28 comments

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On 09/21/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by ScorpioQueen (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML

#242
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6813) - you deserved it (39464)

On 11/07/2008 at 5:10am - work - by JoLaFritte - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

#6725096
63 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 5:54pm - misc - by Icci (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML

#7124750
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6803) - you deserved it (15758)

On 01/03/2010 at 11:40am - intimacy - by grounded (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked. Then said "You know he can't swim right?" FML

#5044657
168 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by babydoll13211 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

#1122
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6801) - you deserved it (19120)

On 01/14/2009 at 11:03am - love - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was facebook stalking this really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

#7331579
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6798) - you deserved it (35174)

On 01/14/2010 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house for the first time. I had to use the restroom, and when I came back, I mocked her brothers' lame Pokémon shower curtain and Ninja Turtle towels. Turns out they were hers. FML

#5383572
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6797) - you deserved it (52481)

On 09/20/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by newlydumped (man) - United States (Texas)



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