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Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try for himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML

#19844556
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23411) - you deserved it (2475)

On 06/25/2012 at 12:09pm - kids - by bcoper (man) - Switzerland (Luzern)

Today, my boss made up a rumor that I was quitting my job so I wouldn't get the promotion that was coming up. There goes that raise I've been wanting for six months. FML

#21487472
46 comments

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On 11/02/2015 at 5:26pm - work - by thisbethed - United States (California)

Today, somebody kicked the crap out of my car and spray painted "CHEATER" on the sides. I've never even had a girlfriend. FML

#21518846
70 comments

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On 01/24/2016 at 10:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, we received a wedding invitation from a couple who are renting an apartment from us. They haven't paid rent for several months. My father is listed as the "principal sponsor." FML

#2284
22 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 5:16am - money - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

#20108635
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23403) - you deserved it (1949)

On 10/09/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Katie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML

#21508821
69 comments

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On 12/28/2015 at 7:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out the tattoo signifying my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

#1933691
171 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 3:57pm - love - by branded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and broke it, I now have to pay for a replacement. FML

#19276997
83 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 11:19am - money - by me - United States (Florida)

Today, my father-in-law called me an idiot for buying him coffee cake because he can't have caffeine. He refuses to believe that there's as much coffee in coffee cake as there is ham in a hamburger. FML

#19742192
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23402) - you deserved it (2790)

On 06/06/2012 at 1:23am - health - by 635CSi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a job babysitting two really sweet kids. When their parents left, they told me that their cat had died. I told them how sorry I was, to which one of them replied, "That's okay. We still have him in a box. Wanna see?" FML

#20123166
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23400) - you deserved it (2025)

On 10/18/2012 at 9:57pm - kids - by Jessica - United States

Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML

#19627607
132 comments

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On 05/15/2012 at 3:27pm - health - by rhya4n (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML

#15083681
61 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Taylor (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

#20073442
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23397) - you deserved it (3737)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by FullMonty (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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