Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

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  Today, my boyfriend went down on me with whiskey in his mouth. It felt like my genitals were on fire. FML

By anonymous - / Thursday 22 March 2012 04:46 / United States - Chelsea

Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML

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Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML

By CryoSpectre / Monday 11 May 2015 04:23 / United States - San Francisco
FML - The follow-up

Today, I found out the reason why my car has smelled so bad for the past two weeks. It turns out when my sister was bringing in groceries from my car she forgot to grab the raw chicken. FML

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Hey everyone, I'm the OP of this post. I didn't notice the smell for so long because the smell had started two weeks ago and only got worse everyday. I looked at my car and couldn't find the source. I sprayed it with febreze hoping that would make it go away. I'm a teenage girl, so I don't know much about cars so I figured it was just something in the hood. When I finally found the chicken, it had...
By bkb12 / Friday 8 May 2015 21:44 / United States - South Windsor
FML - The follow-up
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My old friends brother.
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